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Chump versus StarMan

Contrasting Chump to StarMan, how diet impacts performance.


Chump

With the "Make America Impotent" hat, Chump angerly blames drug companies, "Viagra doesn't work anymore!"

Growing percentage of men say the drug has no effect. The fast food diet of eating much meat is not manly but is detrimental to sexual prowess.

High quantities of saturated fats inhibits blood flow, heightens blood pressure, and increases body fat. The more body fat this man has, the more estrogen is produced. High estrogen levels will contribute to prostate problems, enlarged breasts, low levels of testosterone, and heart disease. ED is 'the canary in the coal mine’ when it comes to predicting heart disease.

His food has RNA fragments from dangerous viruses and bacteria. Some begin cancer cells. Without phytonutrients from plants, his body rapidly ages and become diseased. His body odor of putrid meats erupts from his pours. Deoderanrs and colognes are a daily necessity.

The effects of insufficient dietary fiber drives species of beneficial bacteria into extinction. The reduced microbiome produces high levels of toxic compounds and produces no serotonin. Thus Chump gets easily agitated and depressed.



StarMan

On Tuesday February 6, SpaceX launched StarMan with the Roadster using the most powerful rocket, the Falcon Heavy.

Here in this image, StarMan holds the photo of the Falcon Heavy. StarMan is a whole foods plant based vegan.

The whole foods plant based vegans have sexual prowess that the majority of their meat eating peers lack. According to published studies, these men have stronger blood flow, higher testosterone levels, and greater endurance.

They have higher protein blood serum levels and a diverse microbiome that can better resist invasive species.

The vegans are happier due to their higher levels of serotonin that are naturally produced by the gut microforim. Beneficial bacteria feed on prebiotics, the fiber of fruits and vegetables.

With more hydration and phytonutrients from their diet, the vegan men look younger then their age. Their skin is less likely to wrinkle, is softer, and the eyes are brighter, sparkle more. Plants have over 100,000 phytonutrients with many functions, some repair DNA damage others kill cancer cells. With higher levels of carotenoids in the skin, the men appear healthier and more attractive.

The radiant mood and health make vegan men irresistible to women.





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